Things our kids say......

[soulmama]

The younger boys were at their father's yesterday and I rang to organise for the evening.
Eventually Liam asked to talk to me on the phone so his dad handed it over.

"Hi Mum, we're watching Toy Story.. but it's finished now,"

"Hey little man, did you like it?"

"Yep, can you hang up now so we can watch Spongebob," :gasp

Nice to feel wanted and missed... :blushing

[Aine]

willow went with my mum to put friends duck away the other night mum showed her where the ducks go when they are let out in the morning willow said "oh so they go down the hill to the dam were they hang out all day and do what ducks do..

[Merlion]

how cute....

[Donna]

*insert massive tantrum here*

Me: What's wrong Mun?
Benji: I caaaannnn'ttt eat itttt!
Me: Why?
Benji: cause it's got nuts in it *insert more tantrum screaming*
Me: No it hasn't darlin it's got coconut in it, you can eat coconut...
*light bulb moment* coconut
Me: Benji come look at this...
Open cooking cupboard and take out coconut container.
Me: See Mun this is coconut, remember we use it when we make cupcakes
Benji: Nooooooo it's got nuts I can't eat it.
*more insane screaming and crying*
Me: OKay you want a buscuit?
*completely over the crying and screaming*
Calm as a cat Benji: Yes

[mama_bel]

Ooooh, poor love! Coconut - tricky!

LOL @ Willow and the ducks.

Heath (5) got new binoculars and explained to me how my wrinkles are many, and deep, when he looks at my face through them. Sigh...

[Merlion]

jess is staying at my parents for the past few days and yesterday and i spoke to jess on the phone last night and she was more interested in celebrity masterchef and told me i love u but i love masterchef more....

[soulmama]

:rofl Bel... got to love the honesty.. ;)

[Savannah]

Awww, they are gorgeous and heartbreakers at the same time! Children can make you feel amazing and terrible all within minutes of eachother.

DS came in this morning and said in his serious 3 year old voice, 'mummy, I love you even when you snore'

:)

[Karena]

LOL love all the comments.

We were in the car this morning and of course Harry was asking for food:

H "Mum I really need food"
Me "No you don't you had breakfast 15mins ago"
H "But mum I really love food"
M "I know you do Hon"
H "Mum I want to marry food"

SO it looks like my future in laws are going to be carrots/broccoli/bread LOL

[Hailstorm]

Hey my brother's have an in law called Veg so oyu never know :rofl :rofl :rofl ( we also have friends nicknamed Curry, Carrot, and Jelly) :rofl

[Karena]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl now you have just filled me with so much confidence Kyls. This discussion also just happened after Harry said "Mum I think I'll marry Annabelle first then Ebony, then Keira" :blushing oh dear

[Hailstorm]

Yeah Hailey told me that four boys in her kinder class gave her flowers....

[Ethereal]

Heath (5) got new binoculars and explained to me how my wrinkles are many, and deep, when he looks at my face through them. Sigh...

:ohmy :2lol


DS came in this morning and said in his serious 3 year old voice, 'mummy, I love you even when you snore'

:)

:2lol - classic!!


H( we also have friends nicknamed Curry, Carrot, and Jelly) :rofl

And that says everything, Kyls....:2lol

Then there was the time Lillian said how well M treats the dog. So much better than any of us. He should have just married a dog....:rofl

[Hailstorm]

Yeah you can imagine when we'd all go out in a big group and and we'd meet someone new 'this is Veg, Curry, and Jelly' :rofl

[Ethereal]

Sounds like a new kinda soup :2lol

[Hailstorm]

We'd usually get responses like 'oh where's gravy' :2lol

Some wise words from Hailey the other day ' I would like to takl about sparkles (dramatic pause) When you put sparkles in the light, then they sparkle'

[MenkyFrog]

In the shower when a friend's daughter (without knocking) walks in and goes to the toilet then comes over and stands at the shower door and lovingly says : "when I grow up I want nice long boobies just like yours..." :rofl

[Hailstorm]

:rofl Long Boobies bwahahahahahahahahaha

[Karena]

:rofl :rofl that is soooo funny, I wonder how many "long boobie" mumma we have here. *Puts hand up to admit I'm one of them*

[MenkyFrog]

Yes.... I have found if you roll them under and tuck them into your bra it can actually look like some great cleavage...false advertising I know... LMAO :rofl :rofl

[mamma]

talking with my eldest about stranger danger, we read everyones got a bottom snd were talking about it the next day and what he could do if someone wanted to or did touch him "i'll just wee on them mum"

[lindylou]

lol oh i love this thread

today one of my four year old boys said "guess what mum, you're a champion!" lol bless him (i WAS giving him strawberries and icecream at the time)

[mama_bel]

Nothing makes me laugh like this thread. Gotta love 'em!

[MenkyFrog]

DS2 (4) I love cuddling up to you mum. You are so soft and squishy and nice and comfortable. I am not saying you are fat, mum. :D :D so cute!

[cherish]

hand up for the long boobies here!!

Cameron came in the other day as I was reading- he'd drawn a picture of himself. He said to me 'Mum, this is a picture of me, so when I'm old and I die, you can remember me.' Gorgeous!

[Donna]

B4: Mum can I have cake?
Me: no
B4: Mum can I have nemonade?
Me: no
B4: Mum can I have a chocolate biscuit? [meaning timtam]
Me: no
B4: Mum can I have a sugar bikky?
Me: Yep sure can!
*insert shocked look on B4s face*

.... little does he know his "sugar bikky" is a GF rice cracker LOL
Got him conned BIG TIME!

[skn]

Long boobies!! Hilarious!

DD1 (4.5yrs)- can I play tennis (on the Wii)?
me- no, not on a weekday

DD1 asks a few more times, same answer from me.

DD1 goes out to DP (who has heard our conversation)

DD1- can I play tennis?
DP- what did mum say?
DD1- mum said yes.

probably something many of us are familiar with.

[Karena]

Oh YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry does that all the time, drives us nuts.

[Hailstorm]

Veg took the kids to the market today while I was at work a few minutes ago Hailey was talking me and her breath smelled strongly of garlic, I asked her 'What did you have for lunch?' she replied in her poshest voice ' I had shit on a stick' and Ben piped up 'yeah and I had shit off a stick' :rofl they had chinese pork skewers from the market

[Nyree]

:rofl

I just got the "Mum, why is your belly so big? Do you have a baby in there?"

Sweet child :mad:

[mamma]

or maybe intuitive child Ny?

:rofl Kyls, classic!

[Stardust]

Doncha love it Ny? I got told I had a big bottom!
Today I came out into the garden with Rose after a nap. M was not impressed
M:Go to sleep again. I was having such a lovely time!
Me: No, Rose wants to play
Mol: I want to live with just daddy
Me: Oh really? Who will do the cooking?
Mol:Daddy!
Me:cleaning?
Mol: Daddy!
etc.
Me: Well in that case you;ll have to help out more because daddy works full time.
Molly..thinking...: No, you can live here but you have to stay inside, in the kitchen!

So nice to feel wanted. Sweet child!

[Harmony]

Today DH was trying to dress A with B in the way, so I took over when he had half a sock and her underpants on. A little later she says "Daddy dressed me!"

I said who put your tshirt on? Mummy. Your pants? Your jumper? Your other sock? Mummy. So who dressed you? Daddy! :rofl

The other day, H says to me - if anyone believes in the devil, don't do eye surgery on them, OK? :gasp I had to hide in the fridge and laugh for a while :rofl So eventually I asked her why you don't do eye surgery on a devil worshipper - because if they get a tricky look in their eye, you just don't!

[cherish]

The other day Ellie asked me why the skin under my arm always wobbles.. nice (and it doesn't!) I told her to go and check out her great grandma's arms (who was staying with us at the time!)

[ali_celt]

Yesterday at school in front of 3 other (slender) mums Rory squeezes between two poles and says "Mum! I can still fit! But you can't, because you're fat."

Tonight from Declan - "Mum, who was the first person on the earth?"
Me "I don't know" (about to start the 'some people, like you grandma, beleive...)

Declan "Oh, I know. I'm pretty sure it's Santa's Mum. She had Santa first and then the elves and then they made us all with magic."

*grin*

[Bron]

go santa's mum!

niccola was pretending to be a nerd, had her skort up around her chest and was using her hands for glasses. (she did get a talking to about how this isn't a nice thing to do) she had to scratch her head and as she did so said 'oh, my lense broke, i have to get another one' and put her hand back to her eye. i nearly wet myself laughing. she's very witty that way and often has me cracking up.

the night NSW lost the S of O, she was pretending to be a NSW supporter (cos her dad is), and she was saying how she was a complete loser (among other really funny things) and fell flat on her face on the ground. i laughed and laughed and laughed. Rob of course, looked at her. Cos he knew it was true :rofl

[Kali]

:rofl

The other day DS had a splinter. I tried to get it out but it was in too deep. I told him to choose, needle or leave it. He cried and said to leave it. I asked him if he wanted a cuddle and he agreed. My hubby came into the room and asked what was going on, DD stood up and looked at him and said, "Mummy is hugging the splinter out!"

[Snoozie]

hehe! Sook drew a pic the other day.... this huge body with a normal sized head. She proudly presented it to me and I said oh lovely honey! Is that me? (thinking I SERIOUSLY HOPE NOT OH NO!!!).

She said NO! It's biiiiiiiiiiig faaaaaaaaaaaaaat POPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

lolol

I don't think Poppy was very impressed when I told him that lolol

Oh and Sook also sings, "Baby get down down the baby get down down!" (Eminem?) when she wants me to put Holler down.

Annnnnnnnnnnd when I'm feeding Holler she sings "Holler likes the booby booby!" (to the tune of I like to move it from Madagascar) lol

hehe she's funny

ETA: I just realised this was in a 5-9yr old section so I shouldn't be posting here at all! lol

[Nyree]

(to the tune of I like to move it from Madagascar)

DD likes to sing that song a lot, particularly when sitting on the toilet :2lol


ETA: I just realised this was in a 5-9yr old section so I shouldn't be posting here at all! lol

Don't worry about that - some of the best moments come from the younger ones, I reckon ;)

[Hailstorm]

I like to move it is my ringtone ATM

[Hailstorm]

Hailey and Ben are playing in their room and Haze has a cardboard tube this is their convo

H: Beeeeen can you hear me?
B: Noooooooooo
H: (louder) now can you hear me
B: (louder) Noooooooo
H: Takes away tube and speaks normally 'now can you hear me Ben?'
B: Yes

[Madi]

:rofl

I always check this thread when you post Kyls - your kids just crack me up :2lol

[Hailstorm]

Yeah they got Veg's looks and my sense of humor...perfect!!!!

[Rinelle]

I think we might have been watching too many documentaries around here.

Last night, DH was telling Ezri that he loved her all the way to the edge of the universe, and back. Ezri's response: You're love must be expanding then, because the universe is expanding!

Then this morning, DH and I were having a cuddle in bed, and Ezri wanted to get in between us, so she told us that she wanted an earthquake. I bounced her around a bit, and she said no, she wanted the plates to move apart. When we moved apart, she fell in between us. Then she pretended to be a dragon rising out of the crack between the plates. When I asked her how a dragon got stuck in there, she said "Gravitational pull." and looked at me like I should have known that.

[Madi]

lol T..... she's a smart kid, that's for sure. We've been looking at an 'inside the body' book lately because Hudson's been asking tricky questions and he took the checkout lady at woolies by surprise when he pointed to his heart and said 'this is my left ventricle'. :2lol

[Hailstorm]

Wow what smart cookies!!!!

[Rinelle]

LOL Madi!

[Snoozie]

hehe Kyls... love your signature

[Savannah]

Lol, they're all gorgeous and clever too!

[Hailstorm]

hehe Kyls... love your signature


thanks I like it to :2lol

[Natenimiri]

THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH gals!
Wish I had something funny to post - I am one of those terrible people who says "hey i have a great joke" and then can't remember it all!:blink
But DH and I (instead of watching telly) often sit back and just watch the girls for entertainment! When they aren't killing each other they are gorgeous and hilarious!

[Hailstorm]

My brother likes to point out really boring mundane things when we're all in the car so today he's siad to the kids in his most excited voice 'OMG kids look look it's souvlaki hut' Haze replied in a flat tone 'so what there's Bunnings' :rofl

[Phoenix]

:laugh LOL Hilarious! I suggest not to read this thread while drinking water. Very hard to keep in while nearly bursting!

I don't have any stories as yet. My 5 yr old is very comical but I can not add to the kids say the darndest things just yet. I can tell you though that he does a mean break dance! :D He constantly has me in stitches while he flirts with the woman at the fruit shop!

Thanks for the laugh! :laugh

[Nyree]

So glad this thread is back. What wicked kids y'all have! (in a good kinda 'wickiiiid' way)

B's always saying/doing things that crack me up, but the other day we were going to see some friends.

B: "Mum....A's 4 like me, isn't she?"
Me: "No, A's 6 now & X is 3"
B: "Wowww! How do they grow up so fast???"
Me: :rofl :rofl :rofl "the same way you, sweetheart, the same way you do"

[Lee]

Aww that is so cute!

[mummabare]

I love this thread :) it always brightens my day.

I pulled out the christmas stuff yesterday...dj found his reindeer horns today and was sitting in his undies with the horns on watching telly. I said to him "your so damn cute" and he sighed, looked at me rolled his eyes and said "yah....tell me something I don't know"

[Rinelle]

LOL MB.

I'd asked Ezri to remove some of her toys from the bench, and in typical fashion, she declared that she didn't love me. I told her I loved her anyway, and she said I wasn't allowed to. I told her she couldn't stop me, and she said, "Yes I can, I know magic."

Then she marched off to the lounge room saying I couldn't have the compound. I looked at DH and said, "Do you have any idea what she's talking about?"
And he said, "No, but don't mess with her, she knows magic..."

[soulmama]

Hahaha Ny! :D

:2lol K, got to love them! :heart

Interesting DH is fearful T. ;)

I picked up L today alone and on the drive home he was trying to work out where everyone else was (at camp or a friend's) and asked me if C & J were with their dad at camp.
I replied that they were with L's dad.. to avoid explaining it further but he was persistent.
"He is L's, H's AND J's dad..."
I told him he was right.
"So who's C's mum? I haven't met her, have I?" :huh

[Karena]

Harry is playing the wii, Brock comes to sit next to him:
H: Brock go away you're poo is getting up my nose
Me: Well change him (joking of course)
H: Muuuuuum I can't...........I'm not an adult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee]

I love this thread :) it always brightens my day.

I pulled out the christmas stuff yesterday...dj found his reindeer horns today and was sitting in his undies with the horns on watching telly. I said to him "your so damn cute" and he sighed, looked at me rolled his eyes and said "yah....tell me something I don't know"

ROFL....

I love this thread too.

[chooky]

this thread is sooo funny!:2lol

Little Z (18 months) has become quite the conversationalist lately. We were on a bus in sydney and she engaged with a lady sitting opposite by smiling and looking very cute. However, due to a cold she had quite a runny nose and started poking at the snot and telling the lady "I got boogies" loud enough for the whole bus to hear!

Later (on another bus) she wanted boobie but I asked her to wait so she started begging at the top of her lungs "boobie time mumma please boobie time" over and over. She's very articulate in her language so there was no mistaking. Well at least we are doing our bit to "normalise" breastfeeding toddlers!

[Kali]

we are doing our bit to "normalise" breastfeeding toddlers!

:lol

Tonight I went to put Ash in the bath with the older kids. I asked DD, "Have you weed in the bath?"
She said, "No" then smiled cheekily and added, "But I am about to"

[mummabare]

lol ;) luff it

[Hailstorm]

We've started growing a vegie patch and we had a few isshews with the leaves getting eaten, Veg and I are standing around scratching our heads about what to do about stopping the leaves getting eaten when haze pipes in with an idea....she ran to to the huge tree in the back corner ripped off a heap of leaves and spread them all around the edges of the vegie patch so the bugs can eat those instead of her vegtables naaaaawwwww!!!!

[mummabare]

:D what a cutie lol.

I was checkin out whose names DJ knew in the car today.
Mums name is? Kristi
Nannas name is? Rosie
Old Nans name is? Bessie
Poppys name is? dunno...
me: its phillip
dj: oh yeah...phil...like the petrol name.
me: the petrol name?
dj: yeh...like "fill her up"

Its really hard to drive when your pissin yourself laughing. Must tell dad when he gets home.

[Hailstorm]

bahahahahaha I just choked on my water bottle!! That's BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[Rinelle]

Lol mb.

[Madi]

Oh that's gold MB!

[Phoenix]

Ha Ha, such a great thread!

When my son and I were in the waiting room of Pre op a mother and her son were sitting next to us. He was playing with a plastic cake that was cut into sections and had velcro to stick them together. There were only three pieces.
The young man looked at me and asked 'where is the other piece?'
I said 'I don't know'
To which he replied 'well get off your bum and look for it!'

The mum looked at me as to say Oh crap!

:laugh

[soulmama]

:rofl Kristi... the kids' father's name is the same... and it's a "in house" joke. :rolleyes

:2lol Phoenix! Lovely young lad. ;)

I over heard J and L at the breakfast table talking yesterday. I had given them both juice in cups and L said, "no Joel, you need to lift it and hit it and say Cheer,"

:gasp

Now I really must ask his father where he got that from... :huh

:rofl

[Hailstorm]

:lol C I often hear Ben and Haze saying 'Cheers Big Ears' 'same goes big nose' :rofl

[Donna]

Dinner tonight...

Me: B14 have you eaten your meat yet?
B14: No, why?
Me: I can't eat this porky it's way too big. Wanna swap me your sausages?
B14: Is it worth 4 or 6? [that is half thick sausages]
Me: 4

LOL Needless to say he got 2 of them back!

[mummabare]

DJ to an older teen at the rally :what is that metal stuff all over your teeth?
boy: there called braces dude
DJ: do you get forks stuck in them?
boy (laughing): hasn't happened yet
DJ: I have a metal detector at home....

me: and its time to go.

see...I avoided that one...didn't I ......*rolls eyes*

[Savannah]

lol, he says the funniest things! Imagine him and Hailey in a conversation together.

[mummabare]

I get worried sometimes actually, he draws the strangest ideas together and I worry about him offending people, even tho he isn't saying things to be mean you know...he's just kinda saying what comes into his head.

Hmm...wonder where he got that from lol.

[Bron]

so i'm plucking extra superfluous hair from Rob and it's kinda painful, so he's reacting as one would imagine. Xanthia was sitting on his belly at the time and said 'you're a fun ride dad'....'and mum's the battery' :rofl

[Hailstorm]

Haze: Mum there's something red in Ben's ear
Me after inspecting Ben's ear: I think it's watermelon
Haze: watermelon in his ear? :blink
Haze: He used to eat poo through his ear
Me: :blink

[soulmama]

:rofl

[mummabare]

lol aren't you glad she told you :P

[Hailstorm]

Well I always wondered why he smelt so bad all the time :rofl

[MenkyFrog]

:rofl

[Hailstorm]

Cleaning Ben's poo-ey bum yesterday and I muttered out loud 'Why does your poo smell like old cheese?' Ben's reply 'mmmmm cheese that's my favourite'

[Savannah]

In our house at the moment, flatulence is the funniest thing out according to DH and the kids and they all happily blame eachother when they've done it. Which ends in a round of laughter.

We were in a shop the other day that had had water leaks over the weekend. The carpet had got wet and the place smelt. DS (3) was walking around holding his nose and a lady said to him, 'it really smells in here, doesn't it?'

To which he pipes up in reply, pointing at me, 'it was her fart!'

:behindsofa:

[´*~·Meje·~*`]

:rofl!!!!

[soulmama]

:omg:coffeescreen:

[Nyree]

B was having a bath this morning when she asked me if I could put some "pelvis" on her.

:blink???

"Yeah, you know, PELVIS...that you rub on your wrist"

:blink

"Pelvis - to make you smell nice" *gesturing towards the cupboard*

Me: Oh, you mean PERFUME??? :rofl

(Thankfully, my perfume smells NOTHING like pelvis! ;))

[Hailstorm]

Brings a whole new meaning to Eau de toliette :rofl

[Nyree]

Eau de toliette

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Farck, you crack me up!!!!

[Hailstorm]

*teeheehee Ny said Crack teeheehee*

[Nyree]

Well, it is very close to the pelvis ;) :2lol

[soulmama]

You both crack me up!! :smiley-laughing014::smiley-laughing014::smiley-laughing014:

[mummabare]

:rofl:rofl

[cef77]

Doing the morning school run a few months, DS#1 piped up from the back:

"Mum???"
"Yes matey"
"What are those fat bits that wobble when you drive?????"

He was referring to the tops of my arms, my tuckshop lady arms if you will! In the last 12 months I have lost around 22kgs, yet I still have wobbly fat bits according to DS#1!!!

[mama_bel]

OMG this thread never fails to crack me up.

Lily asked tonight (again), "What do you think I'll BE?" We told her anything she wants, she doesn't need to know right now, she just has to be Lily, blah-de-blah... She said, "Well, I do need to know now so I can start practicing!" So serious, that girl.

[Savannah]

:2lol

[Karena]

At dinner last night:

Harry:Mumma you are a good cooka"
Me: "Thanks babe, that's nice of you to say"
H: "and Daddy you have good drinking skills"

:rofl :rofl :rofl (of course food went spraying all over the table)

[wems]

OMG Karena thats a classic :rofl

[Hailstorm]

Compliments all around from Harry can't leave daddy out can we :rofl



*teeheehee Carmen said Crack teeheehee*

[Nyree]

"What are those fat bits that wobble when you drive?????"

Noice!

DD seems to ignore my wings, but does frequently ask why I have a big, wobbly belly. I tell her it's from the time she spent in there :2lol Mind you, I was talking to my Mum on the phone the other night & discussing the walking I'd been doing. She asked why I was doing it & I said "just to get rid of my fat bum". Of course, DD then starts singing "fat bum, fat bum, you've got a fat bum" over and over. Oh hoorah!

And :rofl Harry!

[Hailstorm]

Last night we went to see the new baby (squeee) and SIL's family were all there (her parents, her grandparents, her sis and family) whilst Haze was having a cuddle with Jack she stares at him and says loduly (in front of SIL's whole family) 'So Aunty did it hurt when he came out of your vagina?' the look on SIL's grandmother's face was PRICELESS :rofl

[Nyree]

:2lol Go Haze!

[Phoenix]

ROFL! I love this thread! Bahahahaha

[mummabare]

hehe nice one :P I nearly died when dj asked my sil why her belly was still big like a baby was still in there :/

Tonights gem...he asked me if I had ever been in a shit wreck, after watching something on telly. Course I corrected his english as all *good* mummas do, and then retired to the sink to look at the shit wreck that was there.

[Nyree]

and then retired to the sink to look at the shit wreck that was there.

:rofl

We were outside working on our new duck yard when B & I had to go back inside & grab a couple of things. There's a bit of metal piping about 8 inches high sticking out of the ground (used to have hothouses out there) & I said to B to watch out for it as she walked through.

B: "I KNOW about it, Mum. I already told that to Daddy" (who'd obviously also warned her about it)

Me: "OK. Well, I just thought I'd mention it because I know about it too, but I still trip over it sometimes"

B: "Well, I'll just have to tell you about it then so you don't hurt yourself"


:sneaky2

Smart arse

:2lol

[Madi]

Last night we went to see the new baby (squeee) and SIL's family were all there (her parents, her grandparents, her sis and family) whilst Haze was having a cuddle with Jack she stares at him and says loduly (in front of SIL's whole family) 'So Aunty did it hurt when he came out of your vagina?' the look on SIL's grandmother's face was PRICELESS :rofl


:rofl:rofl OMG that is the funniest thing ever :rofl

[Lee]

What did SIL say?

[~chelle~]

Bahahaha...oh, this place is priceless (I accidentally just wrote "pricelist"...my alter ego telling me I should be doing other things..tehehe)...

Yesterday my sis asked me if I wanted her to have Lily today. Lily took hold of Shannon's (my sis) face and made her look into hers and said "ask me - I"M the one who decides where I go".

We have a restaurant/cafe down the road called Lexie's. I asked Lily what she's done with Aunty Shannon yesterday, and she said "we went to Sexies"...DH and I looked at each other trying not to laugh AT her. I said "do you mean Lexie's?", she said "oh yeah, that's it". Dead serious.

I love hanging out with Lily...when she has her happy ants on, that is.

[Savannah]

Oh yes, happy pants are important. I obviously need to get DD's out of the washing basket for her to put back on today!


I was walking around tidying up this morning and asked DD (8) to pick a few things up. She turned to me and said, 'you've told me all the things you need to get done this morning mum, isn't that enough? Why do you need to tell me what to do as well?'

:blink

[Karena]

:rofl Haze, go girl. I use to love it when Harry would describe in great detail how Brock was going to be born.

Chelle I love Sexies...oops sorry Lexies, so nice down on the beach.

:rofl DJ, he wasn't holding his tongue at the same time was he K?? :2lol

[Hailstorm]

What did SIL say?

She's still in shock that my kids know the correct terms for their body parts, she always winces when Ben talks about weeing out his penis. :2lol

[Hailstorm]

Oh Karena you reminded me of a game we used to play as kids hold your tongue and say 'I was born on a pirate ship' THE funnest thing to do when your 7 :yes, or you can always try to talk in an Irish accent and say 'Whale I'll beef hooked'...fun times, fun times

[Karena]

:rofl :rofl Nick did the pirate ship thing on the weekend to his mother, loved the look of shock on her face :2lol

[lizlea]

I just told Katie I loved her. Her response "No, you don't love me, I love my daddy".

[Hailstorm]

Haze and I were having an awesome battle of 'I know you are, you said you are, but what am I' last night....

H:You're a bum
Me: I know you are, you said you are, but what am I
H:You're a bum
Me: I know you are, you said you are, but what am I
H:You're a bum
Me: I know you are, you said you are, but what am I
this went on for about a minute then....

H: yeah well you're a PENIS
Me: You win

[~chelle~]

Bahahaha Kyls!!!

The other night Lily (just 5) hit Isaac (almost 14) in the face, and finally Isaac lost it and pushed her away from him. She screamed and carried on, I went off at Isaac, talking about the size difference, etc., then went off at her for constantly hitting people, and I said next time I'm not going to step in and protect you. She said "You don't have to...I can take care of myself".

Hmmm, I'd like to see it, little lady. She is one tough little cookie.

[Lee]

Oh Karena you reminded me of a game we used to play as kids hold your tongue and say 'I was born on a pirate ship' THE funnest thing to do when your 7 :yes, or you can always try to talk in an Irish accent and say 'Whale I'll beef hooked'...fun times, fun times


Haha we used to hold our tongues and say "My dad's a banker"

and hey I just remembered this one.

"Where were you born?"
"In hospital"
"Haha, you were born in horse piddle...."

Ah... those were the days.

[Lee]

Okay and here's something that is actually on topic:

My niece Jazz was here yesterday. She's 2-ish, I think, and quite adorable, obviously.

Her mum is so NOT AP in any way, and when Jazz comes over I usually play with her and give her mum a break. So it starts raining, and Jazz walks out to stand in it. Her arms are outstretched, she's looking up and kind of laughing, and she says, "Rain!"

"Yup, that's rain," we say. She stands there for another 60 seconds maybe, enjoying herself, then suddenly, with no warning, screams like a banshee and sprints in out of the rain because she's getting wet.

She takes my hand and leads me out into the rain... in my socks... but anyway... and I say, "GO!" and we sprint across the yard laughing maniacally. Then "GO" and back to mum. Then "GO" and back out to the yard. And so on for about 7 times.

Anyway the rain stops suddenly and the sun comes out.

Jazz stops still in the middle of the lawn, looks at the sky, looks at me, looks at the sky, then turns to her mum and demands, "ON!! ON!! Turn it ON!!"

I was in fits of subtle laughter and her mum had to explain that she couldn't turn it on, actually.

[Merlion]

hahaha thats so cute

[Hailstorm]

oh that's cute Lee!!!!

We also used to play I 1 a horse, I 2 a horse, I 3 a horse and so on until someone admitted in public that they 8 a horse!! OMG You 8 a horse, GROSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[soulmama]

The other night Lily (just 5) hit Isaac (almost 14) in the face, and finally Isaac lost it and pushed her away from him. She screamed and carried on, I went off at Isaac, talking about the size difference, etc., then went off at her for constantly hitting people, and I said next time I'm not going to step in and protect you. She said "You don't have to...I can take care of myself".

Hmmm, I'd like to see it, little lady. She is one tough little cookie.
:blink:blink:blink
Ummm are you sure you weren't in my household the other night??? Same scenario with C (14 nearly 15) and H (7 nearly 8).... *sigh*

[Hailstorm]

Ben has somehow managed to con alot of the mums from Hailey's kinder to give him food (he always has in own little snack in his bag but...*sigh*) anyway one of the mums gave him a pack of alphabet biscuits, everytimg he'd pull out a biscuit he'd ask what letter it was so I'd tell him and give him a word that starts with that letter (a for apple etc) so when he pulled out a B I said 'that's B, B for Ben' he looked at it and said 'yeah, B, B for ME' :rofl

[mummabare]

"mum..have you ever seen an extratestical?"
"no dear...but that doesn't mean they don't exist".


yup....I think I'll nominate myself for worst parent award now....

[soulmama]

:rofl Kristi.. that soooo makes me smile! :D

L helped me carry the apples in from the car tonight so I thanked him and said he was very helpful.
"Yep... and I'm cute..."

Can't argue with that! :2lol:2lol:2lol

[Nyree]

and modest :rofl

[Mama Chai]

JJ asked for a Ben 10 watch for christmas so he can fly to heaven to rescue my mum.:supermod:

[Hailstorm]

Oh S :realbighug: how sweet

[Hailstorm]

This is a conversation I had with Ben yesterday while we were walking out of the gym

B: Mummy did you do excercises?
Me: yeah babe I did lots of excercises
B: Did you get sore muscles?
Me: Yeah my muscles rae a little bit sore
B: Which one is sore Mummy?
Me: points awkwardly to calf muscle
B: Naw, it's otay Mummy when we get home I'll put a bandaid on it
Me: :crying how sweet are you?

[Sam]

K has written her xmas wish list. No.3 was "for mummy to get rid of hayfever so I can pick her flowers" Awwww!

[soulmama]

On the long (2hr) drive to the hospital this morning, both H & L had to fast for 6 & 4 hrs respectively but food was obviously on their minds.
Once we passed the shopping centre, I overhead L (4) say firmly to H (8), "you have to be good today Hannah so we can have sushi later... okay?"

:2lol

[Hailstorm]

A covo I just had with Ben

Me: Ben please don't pour water into the bowl inside, if your thirsty have a drink from the bottle, not the bowl
Ben: *stomps feet a few times*
Me: Why are you stomping your feet mate?
Ben: Grrrrr you make me soooooo stompy
Me: why are you feeling stompy?
Ben: tos
Me: cos why?
Ben: Tos you make me stompy
Me: why are you feeling stompy?
Ben: *stomps off* everything is always why why why why why

:blink

[Madi]

:rofl


We had a star wars moment today.... Hudson put his hands over his mouth and said in his best Darth voice.... "Tabafa, I am your brother". PMSL

[mummabare]

:laugh awesome!

[Phoenix]

Funny moment with my niece while putting up MIL's christmas tree yesterday.
H was wanting to play with the decorations so Nanna found a soft angel for him to play with.
Nanna- here H you can play with this one
Mack- oh good cause that one was ugly!

Bahahahah

[Nyree]

Oh, the kids have been very funny today!!!

[cef77]

DH and I went to his work christmas party last night. It was a great night (even though I don't remember getting home:confused1). So anyways, this morning I was feeling :beurk:beurk:beurk !!!! So I put a plastic bucker on the floor in the loo, you know just in case! Then DS#1 and I had this conversation:

Liam: Mum, why is there a bucket in the toilet?
Me: Because I might need it.
Liam: Why?
Me: Because Mummy drank a little bit too much wine last night and might have a sicky.
Liam: Why did you drink lots of wine, were you really thirsty????

:rofl

To which I replied, Yep, something like that!

[Merlion]

it was jess's school christmas party :partyyesterday and santa came to visit and he asked Jess what would you like for Christmas and I nearly pissed myself laughing when she said I want a mermaid (I know it doesnt seem funny but hold on a second) anyway we were given their portofolios and i read them and there was a picture drawn by all the kids and it was asked what do you want to be when u grow up and typical Jess fashion she said MERMAID :rofl:2thumbup

[kateking]

" I love you so much Mummy I really really really really really (breath) really really do"
"Aww thanks M I love you too heaps and heaps"
" And EEEvvvEENN When you're grumpy and tired Mummy"
"Thanks M"
"and EEEvvEENN when you have that white stinky stuff" (homemade yoghurt dip with wicked amounts of garlic)
" and EEvvEENN when you FART!!!":rofl

[Moneypenny]

Oh I should read this thread every morning to get a smile to start the day! :rofl

The other night we were at mums for dinner. The kids had an iceblock after dinner. K (13) bit off a little too much of the iceblock, couldnt swallow it and dropped it into her hand with a shocked look on her face. "I didnt mean for it to come in my mouth" :thud :rofl

[mummabare]

DJ at the jetty last night had 3 senior chinese women lined up to play "train" in their foldup chairs.
He had them moving their hands around like wheels..anyway the lady in the middle was going slower then everyone else. DJ says "hey why are you going so slow" (woman can't speak english well and looks at me so I just made hand motions). I know whats wrong he says
"the wheels are too old...we might need to replace them"

Um no dear...

I'm standing there watching an old fishermen giggle into his beer.

[Moneypenny]

Teeheehe!

[Nyree]

I'm standing there watching an old fishermen giggle into his beer.

:rofl

[Kali]

:2lol that is a good one MB! Smart boy!

We went for a neighbourhood walk the other night to look at the lights. DD saw an aeroplane in the sky and said it was santa on his way home from the shopping centres. :D

[Nyree]

DD saw an aeroplane in the sky and said it was santa on his way home from the shopping centres.

:2lol Can't afford to pay the elves' wages with this year's economic downturn???

[Madi]

:rofl

At the shops today, Hudson was making faces at me and I said he looked like a cheeky monkey. He looked at me and said (loudly) "you look like a pig pooing in the garden" :2lol I don't know where on earth he got that from but I just could not stop laughing.

[Nyree]

"you look like a pig pooing in the garden"

Noice one!!! :rofl

[Madi]

Noice one!!! :rofl


yes, clearly he's a classy little guy :2lol

[MenkyFrog]

DS1's class talking about coming up with a new school motto.
Teacher says "what's a motto?"
DS says "Nothing. Whats the motto with you?"

Hilarious!!

[Hailstorm]

Oh has he been watching The lion king? I LUFF that movie :2lol

[soulmama]

J yelled out to me yesterday, "Lookit meeeee Mum! Lookit meee!"

as I looked up he snapped a pic with his brother's toy camera and announced, "I cheesed you Mum!"

:blink

:rofl

[MenkyFrog]

Actually I don't think he has but I have - I may have said it to him once! :lol

[Merlion]

:2lol that is a good one MB! Smart boy!

We went for a neighbourhood walk the other night to look at the lights. DD saw an aeroplane in the sky and said it was santa on his way home from the shopping centres. :D

:blink:2lol:2lol


J yelled out to me yesterday, "Lookit meeeee Mum! Lookit meee!"

as I looked up he snapped a pic with his brother's toy camera and announced, "I cheesed you Mum!"

:blink

:rofl

:rofl D does this with his our remote


:rofl

At the shops today, Hudson was making faces at me and I said he looked like a cheeky monkey. He looked at me and said (loudly) "you look like a pig pooing in the garden" :2lol I don't know where on earth he got that from but I just could not stop laughing.

:rofl

[MenkyFrog]

Driving today and I was passing back shoes and giving instructions "this shoes goes on this foot"touch foot.....pause........."and this shoe goes on this foot" touch other foot

To which Spencer replies "of course it does mum - don't have three feet...which foot did you think I would put it on - the one with the shoe already on?"

[Merlion]

Driving today and I was passing back shoes and giving instructions "this shoes goes on this foot"touch foot.....pause........."and this shoe goes on this foot" touch other foot

To which Spencer replies "of course it does mum - don't have three feet...which foot did you think I would put it on - the one with the shoe already on?"

:laugh got to laugh at that.

DD said to me last night "I want to be married" and I asked why she said "because i want to be a mummy" :gasp:laugh:laugh:laugh

[Rinelle]

LOL Menky.

Merlion, Ezri comes out with that quite often. And she often decides it will happen at 16. Damn Sleeping Beauty!

[mama_bel]

Having lunch with friends and I told my friend that I had baby Brittany in arms at our wedding. I said I didn't want to get married before I had her and gave my reasons. Little did I know her son was listening and said, "Muuuuuuuuuuum, I thought you said people CAN'T have a baby before they're married?" (They are Christian.) So my friend says, "Well, I guess that sometimes you can." Little boy says, "Okay then, now I know two people who have had a baby before they're married - Mary and Belinda." (Yes, THE Mary). My Miss Lily (7) pipes up, "You don't actually *know* Mary though, you just read about her."

I was just hoping for the whole conversation to go away, LOL. And wondering how my daughter knows who the heck Mary is!

[soulmama]

:rofl :rofl

[Kali]

We went and fed the stingrays and sharks on Daydream Island. When the marine biologist announces we are off to the sting ray pool to feed them DD pipes up and says to her, "My daddy was killed by the stingray. The barb hit him right in the heart!" The marine biologist looked confused and said, "Isn't that your daddy there?" pointing to DH.
Apparently I had an affair with Steve Irwin :shrug

[soulmama]

:rofl

Interesting what you find out hey S? ;)

[Hailstorm]

On hold to the bank and the kids are playing in their room Haze asks Ben 'Are you going to the pool with your Mum and Dad' Ben replies in a very very sad voice 'Noooo my Mum and Dad are very sick....they've got the hiccups' teeheehee

[Nyree]

I hope it's not terminal!

[Nyree]

DH was just talking to DD, when she shouted, "Buggered cucumbers! Where is it???"

I know not what she was wanting, or where she gets some of her sayings from :2lol

[soulmama]

:rofl That's a classic Ny!!

[Savannah]

That's so funny!

[lizlea]

what have you been doing with cucumbers at your place Ny???


Ben said this morning "I wish there was no such thing as weekends cos DLC (the class he is in at school) is so fun!" gee, we must be boring hey??

[mummabare]

MIL: lets watch playschool together (plonks self on couch)
DJ: yeh ok.
*silence*
DJ: that doesn't look like a car at all.
MIL: well what do you think it looks like?
DJ: A cardboard box with a man sitting in it.

[soulmama]

Oh dear Liz... that IS a worry! ;)

:2lol K...

I just overheard J singing along to Cyndi Lauper...

"Joel just wants to have fun"...... :blink

Well ok.... :laugh

[Phoenix]

LOL! Such cute kids. :)

[Nyree]

:rofl @ Joel

[Lee]

dj: A cardboard box with a man sitting in it.

rofl.

[Hailstorm]

oh DJ is such a little legend give hmi a fist bump from me he's too cute!!! :heart

Walking home from school today and Ben starts singing 'there's one, two people walking, one is Ben and two is Mum, we just dropped Haze at school now we're going home, Ben's gonna do Hailey's letters*, and Mum's gonna wash the dishes' :blink


*Hailey's letters is the website starfall :2lol

[Rebean]

E (2yrs) annoyed with me cos I wouldn't let her eat more biscuits - "I'm going to shut you in the room Mummy and you'll get sick by a dirty monster!"
Scary!

[Hailstorm]

Listening to Never tear us apart the other day and after the line 'we all have wings, but some of us don't know why' Haze says 'I've got a great idea we can pretend we have wings' she starts flapping her hands and jumping around on the bed :heart

[Phoenix]

So cute Kyls.

[islandmamma]

my 23 month old recently was standing with me when I opened my brother's fridge. Upon spying what was in the door of the fridge she proudly announces "mummy, I want beer".

[Karena]

We were driving home from school this afternoon and Harry asked "Mummy wants your fav love?"
Me: "My love for my boys"
Harry: laughing "that was a lovey question mummy wasn't, I like those lovey questions"

awwwww

[Nyree]

Awwww.....what a sweetie!

[cherish]

As you know we frequent the coffee shop.. anyway.. today when we went the guy wanted to give Matt a marshmellow- but they were all in the storeroom- so he offered to get them and take Matt with him for the adventure.. when they came back they were both covered in marshmellow powder.. and stuffed full of marshmellows.. when we got in the car I was asking Matt about it.. and he said "I am so happy'
. It was gorgeous! I had to go back later to let the coffee guy know how much he'd delighted Matt!

[Nyree]

Awwww!!! So lovely!

B was about to go to the toilet last night when she ran out of the bathroom screaming "AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! SPIDER!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!"

I went in & sure enough there were 2 very large hairy huntsman legs sticking out above the window (we don't have any architraves yet, so nice spider hidey spots). We took care of it, but since then, she's been scared to go back in there unless I check for "handsome" spiders first. Handsome is not the word I'd use ;)

[lindylou]

LOL certainly not handsome in my book either!! Very cute of your little girl though Nyree :-)

I had to share this one from today...

Master 4 yrs asks to call his dad at work, so I dial the number and let him take the phone. The PA answers and he asks 'can I please speak to dad'- then a pause where I figured she was saying he is not available right now, then he says 'well where is he?!'. another pause whilst she tells him that dad has gone to the toilet, would he like to hold or can dad ring back?. 'oh, is he doing a wee or a poo?' . LOL we need to know how long he is going to be after all!!

needless to say it must have been a wee, because he held and spoke to dad moments later...

[´*~·Meje·~*`]

:rofl !!!!

[Phoenix]

Classic! :rofl

[Hailstorm]

Oh that's hilarious!!!

[Merlion]

D is so funny. We went to the pools on Monday afternoon and normally he has a rashie or t-shirt on and we were swimming and he was sitting on the step and he looks down at his nipples and says "mummy I have bobbies" while tweating his nipples (I was in hysterics) and then after swimming we were getting changed and i put his shirt on and he says to me "mummy I have lost my bobbies" then lifts his shirt and says "Oh there they are". I nearly pissed myself laughing... :)

[Indigo]

My little DS is a real character - you will be hearing from me often! :laugh

o.k today there was someone chopping trees outside our house, he decided to take his shirt off and didn't seem to care that his pants were falling down and all and sundry could see his arse :blink DS was looking out the window saying "mama I see that mans ba-boom (bum) !!".

He dissapeared for a little while then I hear him shouting outside! i race out only to find him accosting this man, his little finger pointing at him saying "Pull your pants up man! I can see your ba-boom!! Where are your undies MAAAAAN!"

:spyme:

I. was. mortified.

[´*~·Meje·~*`]

ahahahah! :rofl LOVE it!!!

[Phoenix]

Haha! I would have loved to see the guys face!

[soulmama]

Bwahahahaha!

That is soooooo cute!! :rofl :rofl

[Rach]

Great thread! I now know where to come when I need cheering up!

[Nyree]

:rofl

[Hailstorm]

:rofl how cute!!!!

Yetsreday Veg and I were having a play fight and I said to him 'God Veg you and your outrageous demands' (he asked me to get him a glass of water :2lol) Ben turns around and says 'Yeah Daddy you're de man, and I'm de boy and Mummy you're de Laydeeeee'

[Nyree]

:rofl @ Ben!

Words from the wise one today as I was going out in the rain to put the wheelie bin out: "The best way to keep dry is not to get wet"

Thanks love - I'll remember that ;)

[Savannah]

We walked into a coffee shop recently and DS (3) yells at the top of his voice, 'Quick, I need a coffee!!!'

[Nyree]

:2lol

Reminds me of a poster I saw at DD's gymnastics class last week. From a short distance, you can see a pic of 2 cups of coffee & the words "Organic coffee", followed by "for your child's health". I was thinking WTF???? Turns out that when you walk up really close, you can see the black printing on the dark brown background that says "confectionary-free cafe" before the bit about your child's health.

So, did he get his coffee, Savannah? ;)

[Phoenix]

:2lol Savannah.

[Savannah]

He didn't, of course. Though, after the woman behind the counter finished laughing, she suddenly thought about it. You could see it crossing her face - does this mother let her child have coffee...?


DD (8) to her brother this morning, 'It's a matter of facts - girls can do more things than boys!'

[Nyree]

'It's a matter of facts - girls can do more things than boys!'

Wise young woman ;)

[Madi]

Hudson explaining to Tabi how they make powdered milk......

"they squash up the cows into barrels and then put them through a hose on the truck and then they get dried"

Close, but not quite :2lol

[Hailstorm]

Me to Ben: Ben where are your socks? Why aren't you wearing them?
Ben (shrugging his shoulders and putiing his hands up): Oh they just fell off
Me :blink Umm ok how did they fall off?
Ben: Oh it was just magic

[Indigo]

Haha this thread is great!! :2lol Savannah

We went op-shopping this morning, DS climbed into the display window (I was unaware!) and started shouting "Big little boy for sale!!" :blink

[Phoenix]

Hilarious! Did you get any offers?? :2lol

[Indigo]

yeah the lady who worked there offered to take him home. Something tells me she would want to return him quick smart!!

[Phoenix]

:rofl

[Stardust]

In an op shop the other day
Molly" Mum can I pleeaaase have this?
Me: No, sorry. No more soft toys in the house!
Molly (without missing a beat): Can I buy a hard toy then?

[Stardust]

LOL at indigo's little one. He sounds like a classic!

[Madi]

Was playing in Hudson's room this afternoon... he picked his way through the massive mess of lego on the floor, jumped onto my lap, and said "ah my love, I found you at the end of the lego rainbow".

:2lol

[Phoenix]

awww, that is so stinking cute! :heart

[mrs fox]

i like it!

[Madi]

Hudson just said to me, in a very serious voice, "I try and try, but I just can't love my baby sister. Sorry Mummy.".

Not sure whether to laugh or cry! :2lol

[Phoenix]

Yeah that is a hard one. LOL.

I was spun out today when I gave B his dinner and he said to me clear as anything, I don't like it! Great, a beautiful clear sentence and it is telling me he doesn't like my cooking. :2lol

[Nyree]

Some of you have already seen this on FB, but B keeps telling me her new favourite colour is "violent"

[lizlea]

thats cute Ny.

We were going out earlier and Katie said - "wait, I need my sling for my baby doll". See, slings are so useful!

[michelle_j_r]

i found a dead rat in Bundy's water bucket and did not want the kids to see it so much cos it was dead and gross. So i discretely tipped it into the compost pile and buried it while the kids were busy playing. Then i was rinsing out the bucket when Jordy came over and asked
"what did you do with the rat, Mum?" busted!
"Did you see it in there, did you?"
"Yeah. I put it in there."
"ooookay! Where did you find it?"
"I'll show you..........." wandered up to the top chicken gate, "just here. It was just laying here a bit dead with ants all over it. And so we squished it in the sand to make it a bit more deader. And then i carried it by the tail and put it in Bundy's water." (the sand is out on the driveway and the water bucket is down the back of the house.)
"okay..... did you wash your hands?"
Jordy looked at his hands for a bit and then said ever so innocently "no. They're not dirty."

[Rinelle]

LOL Michelle. Kids are so less fazed by these things than we are. :)

[´*~·Meje·~*`]

It was just laying here a bit dead with ants all over it. And so we squished it in the sand to make it a bit more deader.

This made my laugh Chelle! Such a boy comment!! :rofl

[soulmama]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Love it Chelle!! :great

[Hailstorm]

eeeeeewwwww!!!!!! Oh how sweet is he!!! LOVE IT!!!! :rofl

[Phoenix]

How funny! I too love the part Meje quoted.

[Madi]

Hudson just said to me (in a very dramatic voice) "mummy, I still don't know who I'm going to marry when I am older. If only I knew, I could make some plans.".

:2lol

[michelle_j_r]

oh, the plans he could be making! LOL! Poor kid :)

[Rinelle]

LOL Madi!

Michelle, I told my sister your story about the rat, and she was in hysterics. It was very amusing to watch.

My little niece apparently calls lifesavers 'screen savers'. Chocolate lifesavers are chocolate screensavers. Can you tell her house has a lot of computers in it?

[mrs fox]

Last night @ dinner I mention my nephew was having a birthday party....
Harry - "Can we go to Michaels party Mum?"
Me - "yes, we are going"
Harry - "How old will Michael be?
Me - "He will be 21"
Harry - "will he need the stick?" and proceded to get out of his chair and walk accross the dining room like and old man with a walking stick.....


Sorry just had to be there, but it was very cool so I thought I had to share

[cherish]

the other night we were watching the biggest loser and one of the twins said to me.. ''you're not fat mummý, you are the same as the people on biggest loser''.. thanks kids.. gotta love em

[Phoenix]

Funny as Madi, you have a deep thinker there.

Jill, it is hilarious that 21 is walking stick age

It is always nice to have a caring child tell you that you aren't fat Cherish! ROFL

[Nyree]

Madi - that's priceless!

At least I got to 31 before I needed to use a zimmer frame ;)

And I wish I had that comment, Kylie - beats the "it looks like you've got a baby in your tummy" comments I've had all week :sarcastic

[Madi]

Yep, Hudson is a deep thinker :2lol

Today he was explaining the seasons to Tabi.... "Summer is when you can wee off the varanda, winter is when mummy makes you wear clothes."

[soulmama]

:rofl

Priceless!!

[Bron]

a few nights ago, rob got home from work and changed into a t-shirt. he went into the bathroom where josie was having a bath. she said to him, in an oh so serious voice "I want to talk to you. Why are you wearing that shirt? Where are you going?" :2lol

[Phoenix]

Haha, that would be how B would explain it too Madi.

Funny as Bron, already a fashionista!

[cef77]

This morning, DS#2 eats a chocolate egg, then he proclaims, 'I don't want chocolate' before throwing his buzz easter egg in the bin. WTF!!!!! Is this child mine???? Who doesn't want chocolate?????

[Rinelle]

LOL Cef. Ezri has been going around trying to convince everyone else to eat easter eggs all morning! I've had more than enough chocolate already!

She woke up at about 6 this morning, and was lying in bed with us, then she gets this happy smile on her face, and says "Tomorrow is Easter."
"Nope" I said. She looks confused, then realisation dawns. "Today?"
"Yep."

What a great way to start your day, hehe.

[michelle_j_r]

i don't have a lot of milk left at the moment (too many overnight stays at Dad's house) and i was feeding Darcy this morning in bed and he had already fed from both breasts and said to me...
"Empty. Another one!"
i said "you've had two. It's all gone"
he lifted up my top and looking around said "where's more?"

If only i had three boobs.....

[Astra]

I know what that's like Michelle. My little one has started pulling my other boob across when he wants to change (so I have to twist and hold my position until he has finished) and he often tries to pull me around further to get at the third. If only I did and thank god I don't!

[Hailstorm]

Getting visions of total recall!!! :2lol

[Madi]

Huddy said to me today "your tummy is getting bigger and bigger! Do you have a baby brother in there for me?"

Nope. Clearly time to start doing some more exercise :2lol

Oh and at the shop today it was pouring with rain as we drove into the carpark. I said "let's just wait for a little while and see if the rain stops." Huddy said "stuff it, lets just go straight in."

PMSL. Don't know where he'd get that sort of language *shame*

[Phoenix]

:2lol

[mrs fox]

Harry asked me if I loved him and i said of course i do..."Lucky for me then" he replied...

[Lee]

My niece Jazz as over here the other day, and we were playing in the car... well, she was... and I took ages convincing her to get out so we could go collect eggs. And as an aid in the convincing, I said, "Hey, lets go see Mark in the garden!!"

So she finally climbs out and we walk halfway across the yard, then she stops, looks at me, and say "Lee go talk to Mark in the garden...*significant pause*... Jazz play in the car!" like it was a brilliant compromise she'd just come up with.

She's 2 and I think that was the longest sentence she'd ever uttered. :)

[battlecrumpet]

"Mama, I love your boobies, but I don't like the rest of you..."
(Then the conversation continues: "Why don't you like the rest of me?" "I just don't")

:blink

[Mickey]

:yes battlecrumpet - isn't their some kind of saying about the way to someones heart is through the stomach?

My DS this morning 'Mum are you as strong as a red-back's teeth?'

We'd been talking about how a red-back spider can bite and is poisonous and could kill you.... logically that means they have strong teeth!!

[Phoenix]

Classic!! :2lol

[soulmama]

:2lol :2lol

I was driving L (4) and J (3) to their daycare mum today and as I always do, I remind them gently that their dad will be picking them up in the afternoon.
J yelled "Yay!!! Daddeeeee!"
L quietly "I don't want him to,"

I tell him gently that it's Tuesday.. it's their daddy's night with the two of them.

A pause.

"Is C going to daddy's?"
"No hon, C doesn't go to daddy's on Tuesdays remember?"
"Oh, then I'm C today..."
Stifle a giggle and tell him that I have lots of jobs for C to do this afternoon.
"That's ok, I have big muscles!"
:rofl

He really does love his dad... ;)

[Hailstorm]

The other day Veg lovingly slapped me on the bum as he walked past Ben saw this and chased him down punched him in the thigh and said in a very threatening (well as threatening as a three year old can be :2lol) 'Don't you ever hurt my Mummy again, she's the best Mummy in the world and she's not allowed to be hurt by anyone' :gasp :2lol

[Madi]

Oh Kyls that is so sweet!

[michelle_j_r]

i was feeding Darcy yesterday morning and after only a minute on one boob he said, "empty, another one." so i fed from the other boob and after about 30sec he looked up at me and said "empty, I'll just pretend." and went back to suckling. hehehe.

[Hailstorm]

For as long as I can my rememer my brothers have been locked in an epic battle to be known as 'the favourite', favourite brother, favourite son, and now since I've had kids, favourite Uncle (ALL of my birthday, and christmas cards are signed 'your favourite brother') anyway (this post will eventually lead to something my kid said promise :2lol) my Mum refers to her grandkids as her Chickens (it's something every one in our family does, if you're younger then someone you're a chicken....even my Mum who's 60 is still called chicken by her brother and sister :2lol) the other night when Mum came home she did her usual call of 'where are all my lil chickens?' kids come running, later on I hear Haze talking to Mum....
Haze: Nanna you actually have three chickens
Mum: yes I know aren't I lucky?
Haze: yes but I wanna know something
Mum: and what is that?
Haze: I wanna know who is your FAVOURITE chicken
Mum: :gasp
Haze: So Nanna tell me who is your favourite chicken
Mum: umm, err, well umm, you're the first chicken, and Ben is the second chicken, and Jack is the wee little baby chicken
Haze looks at Mum nods and smiles : So I'M the FIRST chicken right? and the first one is the winner, it's ok we both know what that means. Winks at Mum and walks off
:rofl

[milkymumma]

Aww!! :rofl

[Nyree]

:rofl

[Phoenix]

haha Kyls!

[soulmama]

Trying to hurry the kids up for bedtime tonight, J (3) was playing happily on the floor as I shooed the middle two off as it was past their curfew. In the midst of the kerfuffle, J piped up with, "Oh no! It's eleventy o clock!! I NEED to get to bed!"

We all had to stop and laugh while he stood up and raced to the bedroom....

:2lol

[Nyree]

Sounds like his clock has the same numbers as ours :2lol